There is scuffling noise on the rooftop

So, I think that raccoons life either in the tree next to my window, on the roof above me, or in the attic. They make scuffling noises and scamper about. I wish I had the motivation to poison them. Only when I’m tired though. Mostly I guess I think about them as obnoxious housemates. They make a racket, they run around, they stare creepily at me from the tree outside my window….Okay, so not as much as I would like to assume.

I have been running on not enough sleep for several days at this point and it is starting to catch up to me. Today was the first time that I told the animals on the roof/attic/tree to “shut the hell up.” I think that when you start assuming even in part that animals can really hear and understand you…it’s time for bed. Also, if they were really housemates I would have been much more polite. Really though. I hope they’re not offended.